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Thursday, September 29, 2016

If You Get What I Just Did, I Love You

A blog post

A Mrip Not Trip

My, my, my... I've only gone on a few trips, so I don't have much to choose from. I believe you will all enjoy the story of Larry. If I remember correctly, I was 10 years old, and we were going on a road trip to South Dakota. It was a beautiful trip, I'd recommend you go. 
While we were there we met Larry, saw Mt. Rushmore, viewed Crazy Horse, and hiked around Devil's Tower. I don't remember much about Crazy Horse. All I can see is a fuzzy picture of a museum about Crazy Horse. My father and I love museums, we always have to run and catch up to mom and Zoey because we like reading and analyzing everything. What I can remember is that Crazy Horse won't be fully done for a long, long time because the use of dynamite was denied. The architects wanted it to be built by hand, not man-made. 
I don't remember much from Mt. Rushmore either. I do remember seeing the monument and taking a picture with it. When we got back to the hotel I replaced the president's faces with my family's faces. I believe there was a tall man in a black top hat there too. Also something about a penny? I might just have to go back to remember it all. Road trip anyone?
Devil's Tower was my favorite part about the trip. If you know me you know me, I love hiking in the outdoors. We circled the tower and ha d a fun tie doing so. Well, everyone except Zoey. She hates moving. But my mother did buy us walking sticks! Zoey used hers to help her walk because apparently moving your legs and feet is "too much work." I used mine to battle off snakes. Well, I never REALLY battled any snakes, but there were signs saying there were poisonous snakes, and I was ready to fight them. I ain't afraid of no snake! It was a truly beautiful walk though and I would recommend you doing so if you enjoy hiking. One day I want to go back and actually scale Devil's Tower!
Now, here is the part you've been waiting for. I apologize for the vagueness of the other monuments, those didn't really stick with me. What did stick with me was meeting Larry. We were driving down a road. A few miles ahead there was a herd of buffalo that were blocking the rode. My mom enjoyed this very much, she loves buffalo. A few even came next to our car! Besides the Buffalo backup there was a mini car crash beyond that, so we'd be here awhile. I was adorning my new red cowgirl boots. I wore those until I couldn't mash my toes in them anymore. The road was also an animal sanctuary. They had lots of black tailed prairie dogs. Where we were stopped there was a little family of black tailed prairie dogs. Everyone was cooing and obsessing over how cute they were. I had one prairie dog on my mind. 
He was perfect. Tall. Handsome. Not to muscular. Looks great for cuddling. Black tail. Beady yet adorable eyes. Ahhhh. Larry. One specific prairie dog who now goes by the name of Larry started scampering up to me.

He got closer..

And closer..

And closer...

Until he was within mere inches of me! I was so excited that an animal had chosen me. I was chosen! By an animal! Larry looked at me and it appeared a if he was trying to relay a message to me with his eyes. I knelt down by him, looked him in his big, glossy eye, and said, "Hello. Your name is Larry. Larry, strike a pose." And to my astonishment he did! He struck a pose! Whenever I said, "Larry, strike a pose!" He would freeze in a certain position. The best part was, was that there were other tourists. They tried saying it, and what did Larry do? Nothing. He only responded to me. Larry was like my little best friend, and saying goodbye was hard. I wonder if I were to go back if he'd remember me. I guess that only means one thing..

Mrip not trip to South Dakota part 2, anyone?!

Friday, September 23, 2016

Show Review - Hellevator

Being the normal teenager that I am, I am spending valuable time meant for sleeping at 11:07 PM watching Netflix. My friend recommended me to watch the show Hellevator. Considering it's so late and I'm not the least bit tired I figured I'll do a show review for you.
In this show there are three contestants who have to do timed challenges based off of murders/murderers. Horrific, I know, but what else am I supposed to do in the middle of night.. all alone..in the dark.. with a dead phone..? Yikes. While the people are completing challenges there may be characters that have to do with the murder running around with a chainsaw. Scared for your safety? Don't be! All these people are paid actors and are NOT allowed to touch you. Anyways, after every contestant has left the Helevator, whether they return or not, the remaining victors must go into the Labyrinth. If they succeed they get more prize money and yadda yadda yadda. The show is run by two creepy twins who honestly just upset me for no reason at all. They are quite rude though and their commentary is annoying.
Would I go into the Helevator? Honestly, yes. I would take Acacia and Zoey with me. I am not sadistic at all, nor do I think murder is a joke, but I love reading scary stories, reading about murderers, and watching documentaries. I repeat, I am not sadistic. I enjoy the mystery aspect of it all. I feel like we would all enjoy ourselves in the end, but would need a new change of pants before then. It seems like it'll give us a good thrill and help us conquer some fears.
Overall, I believe Hellevator is a good show. I would not recommend it if you can't handle gore or get scared easily. This show is provides a great way to get your heart rate up. Though, something about this show makes me want to stop watching it, but I just can't stop.


**Please don't judge me for enjoying television such as this. I understand if you may not like it, but I enjoy the supernatural and the mystery of it all.

A Poem

Cheetos
Hot Cheetos
Oh, so hot
You make me sweat
You make my mouth burn
Cheetos
Hot Cheetos
You're making me fatter
#r00d

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Melissa's Motes Not Quotes


Here you find some of my favorite quotes, enjoy! 


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"It's such a waste, when little girls grow into their mother's face. But little girls are  learning how to cut and paste, and pucker up their lips until they suffocate."

-Melanie Martinez ~Mrs. Potatohead~

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"If you need a little more confidence, potatoes turn to french fries. Yeah, it's common sense. All you need is a little more condiments."

-Melanie Martinez ~Mrs. Potatohead~

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"Ever since happiness heard your name, it has been running through the streets trying to find you."

-Hafiz

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"Destroy what destroys you."

-Unknown


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I chose all these quotes for a reason. The ones by Melanie Martinez remind me that I don't have to fit society's standards of beauty to be beautiful. I am stunning in my own way, I need to remember and believe that.
I chose the quote by Hafiz for a very important reason. This quote means a lot to me and holds a very special place in my heart. When I was in the hospital the first day I was there we had to cut up quotes that we thought were nice and put them somewhere where we will always see them. I chose that quote because it sparked a smile inside me and will forever keep that spark burning.
The final quote I chose was, "Destroy what destroys you." My parents constantly tell me to do that. I need to destroy my horrid body image and realize I'm beautiful. Everyone has something they need to destroy, here is your reminder. You and I are strong, we can destroy anything that tries holding us back no matter what the circumstance may be.











**Leave a comment saying if you want weekly quotes or something of the sort!