Monday, February 13, 2017
A Monspiracy Not Conspiracy On Music
Zayn left one direction March 25, 2015. You can also write March 25, 2015 as 4/25/15. 4 divided by 25 divided by 15 is 0.010666666. Notice anything weird about that number? Hm.. Maybe the fact that there are three 6's!?
666
Also known as the sign of the devil. Are you following me? Now, I'm not saying that Zayn is the devil, but I'm not saying that he isn't. Well, what is "devil" in French? "Diable." Quite similar to Spanish's "diablo." France and Spain are secret twin brothers?
Wanna who doesn't have a twin brother? Zayn Malik. Or does he?! What is Zayn hiding from us? We all know about Demi Lovato's secret twin sister Poot. Is there a Zoot?
Speaking of twin brothers, how do we know that the Zayn we know isn't actually Zoot? All this time when we thought we've been listening to Zayn Malik it could have been Zoot Malik. Is it even music? Maybe Zoot is disguising his "music" as a way of mind-controlling all of us into loving him. What is the truth?
What is the truth, Zayn?
or should I say... Zoot?
Tell us, Zayn!
Thursday, February 2, 2017
Dear Mr. President..
Dear Mr. President,
Congratulations on your presidency. Seeing as I'm a United States citizen, I believe that I qualify to tell you how to do your job because you're not doing it exactly how I want it.
First off, stop talking? You do have some good ideas, but you're terrible at wording them.
What we hear: DURRRR, IF YOU NO WHITE YOU GO BACK TO TACO LAND. NOW WE BUILD WALL. I AM OOMPA LOOMPA DURRRRR.
Get what I'm coming at? Now, may I also suggest to try not being an incestuous pedophile? Saying that you'd date your daughter if she wasn't your daughter isn't exactly something I'd like to hear. It really doesn't set a good image for you.
As I am writing this I realize that I may be getting ahead of myself. Nonetheless, stop. You're doing a bad job. Come to Mrs. Joyner's class, I'll teach you how to be President.
Sincerely,
A teenager that could be a better President than you, no offense!
Congratulations on your presidency. Seeing as I'm a United States citizen, I believe that I qualify to tell you how to do your job because you're not doing it exactly how I want it.
First off, stop talking? You do have some good ideas, but you're terrible at wording them.
Example:
You mean to say: I don't think that illegal immigrants that snuck in or didn't fulfill all the qualifications to be an American citizen should be sent back to their original countries. Then, they come back in legally. What we hear: DURRRR, IF YOU NO WHITE YOU GO BACK TO TACO LAND. NOW WE BUILD WALL. I AM OOMPA LOOMPA DURRRRR.
Get what I'm coming at? Now, may I also suggest to try not being an incestuous pedophile? Saying that you'd date your daughter if she wasn't your daughter isn't exactly something I'd like to hear. It really doesn't set a good image for you.
As I am writing this I realize that I may be getting ahead of myself. Nonetheless, stop. You're doing a bad job. Come to Mrs. Joyner's class, I'll teach you how to be President.
Sincerely,
A teenager that could be a better President than you, no offense!
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