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Monday, February 13, 2017

A Monspiracy Not Conspiracy On Music

Zayn left one direction March 25, 2015. You can also write March 25, 2015 as 4/25/15. 4 divided by 25 divided by 15 is 0.010666666. Notice anything weird about that number? Hm.. Maybe the fact that there are three 6's!? 
666
Also known as the sign of the devil. Are you following me? Now, I'm not saying that Zayn is the devil, but I'm not saying that he isn't. Well, what is "devil" in French? "Diable." Quite similar to Spanish's "diablo." France and Spain are secret twin brothers? 
Wanna who doesn't have a twin brother? Zayn Malik. Or does he?! What is Zayn hiding from us? We all know about Demi Lovato's secret twin sister Poot. Is there a Zoot? 
Speaking of twin brothers, how do we know that the Zayn we know isn't actually Zoot? All this time when we thought we've been listening to Zayn Malik it could have been Zoot Malik. Is it even music? Maybe Zoot is disguising his "music" as a way of mind-controlling all of us into loving him. What is the truth?

What is the truth, Zayn?

or should I say... Zoot?

Tell us, Zayn!

1 comment:

  1. My mind is blown, I don't know who to trust anymore...

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