Matus Not Status Update: It's Complicated

This week's blog post is, "It's Complicated." At first, I didn't know what to put. Then I thought things over, and I think that I figured out what to type for zero eyes to read.
I'm not really sure how I feel about my body. Sometimes, I like it. I think my stomach and legs are the bees knees! Then, on days like today, I want to starve myself for 3 years.
Having an eating disorder and finally being at a healthy weight is difficult. You're eating again, you're healthy, but you still have the same mentality, I don't know if I like my body. All I can do is hope that I'll finally accept it, no matter what it looks like.

I am Mot Not Not a Murderer

I am not a murderer, let's get that out of the way. But I am a Godfather-in-training. Mu beautiful, wonderful Auntie Mary Jo is a widower. Lately, she's been getting back into the dating scene. That was until Frank came into her life. 
He was a decent guy, I approved of him. Of course, he messed that up. He was too much of a little baby to do it in person. He waited until she was out of town and broke up with her OVER TEXT. I am now plotting his murder. No one messes with a Curth and gets away with it.
Instead of going for the direct kill we're going to first go for the guy who helps him do his taxes. No taxes means no life. We are slowly going to deteriorate his life until he's just a sad, old man. We will never touch the man himself because we're going to hurt him just enough to hurt him, but not enough to kill him. Of course, this is all for good reason.
I do not like to get my hands dirty, so I will be needing someone to kill for me. I also need someone to cover up everything for me. I'll be telling everyone what to do because I'm the only person qualified to pull off a murder. I don't need anyone to tell me what to do. In fact, if you do, I'll knock you down a peg.

I am the Godfather.

p.s. This is just a joke!!

A Mute Not Cute Post

Our blog post this week is supposed to be of something cute.. What's cuter than a chinchilla rolling around in a dust bath? Trust me, it's the bomb.com. I mean, I get to see it everyday. 

DO NOT CLICK: CUTENESS OVERLOAD

Screeches in White Girl

Today's wonderful post is about my weekend adventures! Sadly, I'm only talking about what happened Saturday. Anyways,this weekend, I went to the mall with my wonderful 7th grade friend, Jessie. Since there was a sale on lipsticks we went to Ulta. I ended up getting some really cute highlighter! It was Revolution's Rose Gold. It's glittery and pale enough for my skin tone, and I love it!! I can't wait to wear it, and finally use my fan brushes. I'm so excited!! My glooooow!!

A Mribute Not Tribute Post

Good morning, everyone! It is currently 1 in the morning, and I'm wide awake! Before I continue with my blog post, I love Jane the Virgin. Okay, now back to the post.
This blog post will be a tribute to my Spanish teacher, Mrs. Conejo. Mrs. Conejo has been supporting me since day one. When my problems threw me down, Señora Conejo was there to catch me. I have my issues like everybody else, and sometimes they get out of hand. I will always remember the times Mrs. Conejo has come to my rescue. 
The Lady of Many Languages can do anything to bright up my day with the glimpse of a smile. She will do anything to make sure that her students will succeed. To see them do something. To see them smile. That's just the kind of person she is. Mrs. Conejo doesn't have an unkind bone in her body. She goes above and beyond, and for that, I shall forever be grateful. 
I'm so sorry that this is so short and lame, but I have a busy weekend and some chores to do.