What I Mant Not Want for Melissamas

What I want for Christmas is very simple. I only want a few things.  I would like a black skater skirt, a round pair of glasses, -50lbs, and a smoking hot guy under my Christmas tree. Money is also appreciated.

To sway you into buying me this gifts, I have come up with a list as to why you should get me all these items.

1. I don't do drugs.
2. How am I supposed to be fashionable if I don't have a black skirt? Do you know how many more outfits I could create with an ebony, cough cough give me extra credit for using an old vocab word, skirt! It'd be glorious..
3. Imagine how cute I would look with a round pair of glasses. Just imagine that. Imagine. Now buy me them please. Please.
4. I have gained so much weight, plus I'm about to double in size because it's not bikini season, and it's an unspoken rule to get fat over the holidays. Just cut my body weight in half, thanks.
5. I honestly don't know. I'm very lonely and sleep deprived. Someone please love me.

Have a merry Christmas and don't forget to splurge all your money on me!

My Mame Not Name

My family comes of Greek decent, and we are proud of that. My grandfather threatened to disown his unborn grandchildren if their names did not have a Greek background. So I am his little bee. Honey bee. They say I bring health and happiness. I'd like to believe that. But backwards I sound like asylum, which is where people think I need to go. But an asylum protects us, you just don't approve of what is inside. This bee is Melissa. Melissa. Plain, old Melissa. Melissa is too long. Melissa is too confusing. Anyone can say it but never spell it. There is nothing special about it. I was named after no one, I have no story. But that's just what I needed. I have no story. I'm an empty book. Empty pages. I can write my own story. Why? I am Melissa. I am my own person. I have my own name. I am proud of it, and I'd never change it for anything in the world.

Mool Job, Not School Job

If I were to work in a school K-12, I believe that I'd make a good language teacher for middle schoolers. As a middle schooler myself, I know how to handle the students and understand them more so than others.
I would probably want to teach ASL (American Sign Language). I am currently teaching it to myself now and am finding it very fun. I believe that with my teaching abilities and the overall fun of signing, students would enjoy my class.
I want to teach ASL because it's fun, it's handy, and you can do a lot with this knowledge. Signing is very fun, and if you know how to sign, you can make big bucks.
I love taking charge and teaching (Well, that is when people listen..). I think I'd be a fun teacher too because I love to provide others with entertainment and pleasure. When you can add learning to that, you're basically set as a teacher (Of course, only if your students actually learn anything.)
In conclusion, I would want to teach American Sign Language to 8th or 7th graders, maybe even high-schoolers, and have fun doing it!