Ma- Really, Mrs. Joyner? Really? You're ruining my theme again!

If I could have a magical meeting with any 3 famous people I would choose..

Melanie Martinez

Edgar Allan Poe

Shawn Mendes

I chose Melanie Martinez because I love her music, and I can relate to her songs on deep levels. I would love to get to know her more and hear her sing for me live, hah! Her songs have given me things I can relate to that no other artist has. Not to mention, she is my idol.

I chose Edgar Allan Poe because I love his writing. He dared to be different and brought darkness into the literacy world. Most people thought he was insane, which, clinically, he was, and I can relate t that more than I'd care to admit. Not only does his writing reach into the depths of your soul, but it also pulls out a piece of you you didn't know you had. 

Call me a stereotypical white girl, but, yes, I did choose Shawn Mendes. Everyone thinks of me as some emo (which I'm not, nor do I appreciate it) weirdo, so this is quite controversial. I never saw myself liking Shawn Mendes. He was just another pretty Magcon boy. Well, since no one reads my blog I'll put this out here knowing no one will taunt me even more so for it, on my way to the hospital, Stitches the was the last song I heard before I was locked up in a barred window room with some tuna and pita bread. A week later, when I was discharged, the first song that I heard was, again, Stitches. Not only did I love that song, but that song was also there to let me down gently and pick me back up. Going into Northwest Behavioral Hospital was the worst place in the world, but Shawn pulled me out of it. Not only that, but I gre to love his music and pretty Magcon boy ways.

With my three amigos, I would probably take them to National Park where we would snack on Sour Patch Kids and discuss things. We would probably talk about music, I'd spill my heart out to them, and I feel like, somehow, we would all connect in some way. I can't say for sure what would happen, but I know that it would be the best day ever!

Mield Mrip Not Field Trip

I apologize for the late blog post! My laptop broke, and I didn't know my sister's computer password (We were never home at the same time.)! In other words, I wasn't able to post, and I'm really sorry.

This week we are doing a blog post on the field trip we are taking this week. This Thursday, we are going to go to the Holocaust Museum. I have been happily awaiting this field trip because I pass by that place at least once week. I never knew what it was until this year actually.
While we are there I expect that we are going to learn about the Holocaust, specifically, concentration camps. We are probably going to learn about who was sent to the camps, how they survived, and what went on in there.
In all honesty, I don't know that much about the Holocaust. All I do know is that Hitler wanted eliminate all Jews, homosexuals, people who didn't agree with his political views, and more. It was a very traumatic time, and I'm sorry for what everyone who was in it. That is something I would never want to endure.
I can't wait for this field trip. I want to be enlightened on the topic. This is something that I'm definitely eager to learn about.

Movie Not- Wait, that starts With an 'M!' You Just Ruined My Theme!

Today, I have decided to do a movie review on..

Before I Fall!

Yesterday, I dragged the ever famous Boone along to watch the movie Before I Fall. If you don't already know, Before I Fall is based off of a book. A book that I read over the summer and LOVED! Boone advised against us seeing the movie due to how directors like to completely disregard anything that happened in the book. But I am a stubborn gal, and I bribed him with food.

Much to my surprise, the movie was almost identical to the book. Or, at least, very similar. The movie was as tear-jerking and interesting as the book. The only major difference between the two was that they left out a scene where Samantha skipped school to go get ice cream (Which I was fine with because the scene was really just a page filler.), the scene between Samantha and her teacher (Quite understandable because  it involved sexual student-teacher relations), and that they got everyones' outfits wrong (Insignificant, I know, but I love fashion and little details.)!

The only thing about the movie that I would change is when I had to shield Boone's eyes because of partial nudity.

Overall, it was a great movie. 8/10. You should definitely go see this movie, it's worth the over-priced theatre costs! 

I'm Okay, I Swear

A Monspiracy Not Conspiracy On Music

Zayn left one direction March 25, 2015. You can also write March 25, 2015 as 4/25/15. 4 divided by 25 divided by 15 is 0.010666666. Notice anything weird about that number? Hm.. Maybe the fact that there are three 6's!? 

666

Also known as the sign of the devil. Are you following me? Now, I'm not saying that Zayn is the devil, but I'm not saying that he isn't. Well, what is "devil" in French? "Diable." Quite similar to Spanish's "diablo." France and Spain are secret twin brothers? 

Wanna who doesn't have a twin brother? Zayn Malik. Or does he?! What is Zayn hiding from us? We all know about Demi Lovato's secret twin sister Poot. Is there a Zoot? 

Speaking of twin brothers, how do we know that the Zayn we know isn't actually Zoot? All this time when we thought we've been listening to Zayn Malik it could have been Zoot Malik. Is it even music? Maybe Zoot is disguising his "music" as a way of mind-controlling all of us into loving him. What is the truth?

What is the truth, Zayn?

or should I say... Zoot?

Tell us, Zayn!

Dear Mr. President..

Dear Mr. President, 
Congratulations on your presidency. Seeing as I'm a United States citizen, I believe that I qualify to tell you how to do your job because you're not doing it exactly how I want it.
First off, stop talking? You do have some good ideas, but you're terrible at wording them. 

Example: 

You mean to say: I don't think that illegal immigrants that snuck in or didn't fulfill all the qualifications to be an American citizen should be sent back to their original countries. Then, they come back in legally. 

What we hear: DURRRR, IF YOU NO WHITE YOU GO BACK TO TACO LAND. NOW WE BUILD WALL. I AM OOMPA LOOMPA DURRRRR.

Get what I'm coming at? Now, may I also suggest to try not being an incestuous pedophile? Saying that you'd date your daughter if she wasn't your daughter isn't exactly something I'd like to hear. It really doesn't set a good image for you.
As I am writing this I realize that I may be getting ahead of myself. Nonetheless, stop. You're doing a bad job. Come to Mrs. Joyner's class, I'll teach you how to be President.

Sincerely, 
A teenager that could be a better President than you, no offense!

What I Mant Not Want for Melissamas

What I want for Christmas is very simple. I only want a few things.  I would like a black skater skirt, a round pair of glasses, -50lbs, and a smoking hot guy under my Christmas tree. Money is also appreciated.

To sway you into buying me this gifts, I have come up with a list as to why you should get me all these items.

1. I don't do drugs.
2. How am I supposed to be fashionable if I don't have a black skirt? Do you know how many more outfits I could create with an ebony, cough cough give me extra credit for using an old vocab word, skirt! It'd be glorious..
3. Imagine how cute I would look with a round pair of glasses. Just imagine that. Imagine. Now buy me them please. Please.
4. I have gained so much weight, plus I'm about to double in size because it's not bikini season, and it's an unspoken rule to get fat over the holidays. Just cut my body weight in half, thanks.
5. I honestly don't know. I'm very lonely and sleep deprived. Someone please love me.

Have a merry Christmas and don't forget to splurge all your money on me!