Ron Swanson with his swan beak could be seen watching The Swan is Right while making a Swander account. Ron Swanson was a very lonely swan. He swanned his days making accounts on Swander, Swan.com, Swan People Meet, Swan Mingle, and so on. Ron Swanson just wanted another swan to swan with. Why, oh, why. Poor Ron Swanson with his swan beak, watching The Swan is Right, and making a Swander profile.
With a big, swan breath, Ron Swanson stood up and said, "What the swan are do you guys do in math class?! You're supposed to be swanning numbers, not talking about Swans!"
And this, Ron Swanson, is why no lady swans have replied to your swan dating profile. Oh, yes. I just went there.
Why the swan did I make this?!
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